Sanderson's Diary, May 2000

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May 1

Today is my birthday and I am three years old. Mom gave me a great party. You can see the last guest departing in the picture above. They say that a cat ages at six to seven years for every people year. That would make me somewhere between 18 and 21. Funny, I don't feel that old. I hope no one tells Mom about the age thing. She might start hinting that I need to go find a job! But then I already have a job. I'm an on-line entrepreneur. Just take a look at Mom's credit card statements!

May 3

I got Mom's Mother's Day gift today. I know that I am early, but after what I went through getting her the car for Valentine's Day, I thought I'd better start early. Funny thing with the car. If I had just got the red one for Valentine's Day, it would have probably arrived on time. But I was going for green, so that probably delayed it to St. Patrick's Day and that caused all the trouble.

So, as I said, I did my shopping early this time. And I got Mom another colorful gift - an HP color printer. It does photo imaging at 2400 x 1200 dpi, and is USB port connected. Her digital photos of me are going to look so good!

May 23

Okay. So I should have realized that something was going on when Mom put my food and my grass into the bathroom last night and shut the door. Getting stuffed into my carrier this morning verified that nothing good could come of this day. And it was a work day for Mom even. I can now say, however, that I have a gorgeous set of pearly whites! That's right, I went in to have my teeth cleaned today. At least I still have all my parts, unlike the first time they knocked me out and I woke up without the family jewels. They made me promise to floss, but I'm not too worried. Mom doesn't like to do it either, so she probably won't make me. They say that the kitty toothpaste tastes pretty good. Hmmmmmm, hope I don't ever find out!

 Check back now and then. I'll keep you posted on the latest developments! Hope to see you soon.

Sanderson